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Re: http://omegle.com/
That is probably the hugest fail in existence. That was the most unbelievable and unconvincing message I have ever seen.
Reasons:
1. You clearly didn't notice the blatantly obvious sarcasm in my reply to Jared's post. It is, in fact, not illegal to want nudes from a 19 year old (in both the USA and Turkey). Actually, I think it might be illegal for a minor to watch porn, but read my next point.
2. The "Turkish Secret Service" isn't going to give a shit about some person on the internet, who is probably lying about their age and location. Even if a crime were actually being committed, that's what the police are for. Secret Services are typically government operated intelligence agencies dealing with matters of national security and whatnot. A minor wanting nudes would be of absolutely no concern to them.
3. A real member of the Canadian RCMP would sound about ten times more professional than you. The Canadian RCMP (because apparently it was the entire RCMP, not just one officer) would tend to try not making frequent grammatical errors.
4. You traced their IP address to their computer, have you? Cool beans. What about the actual loaction of this computer? By the way, an IP tells you where the ISP is located, not where a specific computer is located. In most cases you would need a search warrant to obtain that information.
5. "You shall be expecting to have a knock on your door in 5-15 minutes". You can't know what they're expecting. That person is probably expecting that nothing will happen, because he thinks that you are just some uneducated 8 year old is trying to make him scared.
6. YOU COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FAIL
To sum this up, your rating on the Fail Scale is 9001/10
Reasons:
1. You clearly didn't notice the blatantly obvious sarcasm in my reply to Jared's post. It is, in fact, not illegal to want nudes from a 19 year old (in both the USA and Turkey). Actually, I think it might be illegal for a minor to watch porn, but read my next point.
2. The "Turkish Secret Service" isn't going to give a shit about some person on the internet, who is probably lying about their age and location. Even if a crime were actually being committed, that's what the police are for. Secret Services are typically government operated intelligence agencies dealing with matters of national security and whatnot. A minor wanting nudes would be of absolutely no concern to them.
3. A real member of the Canadian RCMP would sound about ten times more professional than you. The Canadian RCMP (because apparently it was the entire RCMP, not just one officer) would tend to try not making frequent grammatical errors.
4. You traced their IP address to their computer, have you? Cool beans. What about the actual loaction of this computer? By the way, an IP tells you where the ISP is located, not where a specific computer is located. In most cases you would need a search warrant to obtain that information.
5. "You shall be expecting to have a knock on your door in 5-15 minutes". You can't know what they're expecting. That person is probably expecting that nothing will happen, because he thinks that you are just some uneducated 8 year old is trying to make him scared.
6. YOU COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FAIL
To sum this up, your rating on the Fail Scale is 9001/10

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Re: http://omegle.com/
lol, i know its true.
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Re: http://omegle.com/
thats even worse than mine dumb ass!
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